ORGAN PUMP PUNS
when an organist cleans up, they toss out organ junk
instead of writer's block they have organist's slump
if an organist gets fooled by someone they're an organ chump
if an organist has sex it's an organ hump
additionally, if you want to give an organist a hand job, you have to touch their organ junk.
if an organist plays basketball they make organ dunks
if an organist plays hopscotch they make organ jumps
if an organist kicks a ball it's an organ punt
if an organist goes on a trip they bring an organ trunk
when they drink, they get organ drunk
and one who runs around in the streets is an organ punk
if an organist goes without showering for awhile, you can say they organ stunk
if an organist has a limb amputated, are they left with an organ stump?